28 Coronavirus Pickup Lines You Can Use On Tinder

28 Coronavirus Pickup Lines You Can Use On Tinder

Coronavirus is taking over the world but people are still on dating apps. If we’re all this thing together, it means we can keep talking and bringing joy to others as we self-quarantine. Please use these pickup lines to wow the woman or man of your choosing and continue to have a whirlwind pen pal romance while you are practicing social distancing.

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The Coronavirus might have shut everything down, but I’m still open for business.

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You’re the only snacc I wanna stock up on!

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So, Skype or Google Hangouts for the first date?

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Knock knock


Who’s there?


Orange


Orange who?


Orange you going to ask me to self-isolate with you?

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Do you want to be my date to the end of the world?

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I heard we’re supposed to order in to support local businesses. Your place or mine?

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I’ve got plenty of food and TP — want to bunker down with me?

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How are you feeling? I make a great nurse 😈

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Want to watch ‘Contagion’ together? I heard it’s a good way to exercise our fears.

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Netflix and chill (over Facetime)?

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I bet you’d look beautiful even with a face mask on.

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You look like you’d make a sexy nurse.

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*cough cough* I think I’ve got the black lung pop.

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If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

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The whole world might be getting sick but I’ll never get sick of looking at you.

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My admiration of you could never be quarantined.

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I’m here and you don’t have to leave your house. What’s your third wish?

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If the Coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?

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The only thing not quarantined is my heart when I look at you.

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Can’t spell quarantine without U R A QT.

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Wow, you’re so beautiful I wish we could be in quarantine together!

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Are you Joe Goldberg? Because I’d like to go in the box now.

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Do the coronavirus give you a temperature? Because you’re hot!

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I’m not sure if I’m blinded by your beauty or if that’s another side effect of Covid-19.

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Need a hand sanitizer massage?

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I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.

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You look like the type of medicine I need.

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The only thing I’m infected by is attraction to you.

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Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away!

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